For my final Farrell's work out, they had us sword fight instead of kickboxing. I was partnered up with someone in full pirate gear, so I was slightly intimidated, but then I realized that we were fighting in my childhood dining rooms so I figured I had the home court advantage. We started circling the dining room table, swords pointed out. We had been asked not to actually cut each other with the swords, but I got bored circling the table and decided it would be more fun to slice my opponent's arm. As soon as I did so I realized that he was an actual pirate who had been going easy on me, but I had just unleashed his wrath. He started chasing me around my table, and I was getting some quick jabs in against him but knew I couldn't hold out much longer. I quickly realized that the only way I was going to get out of this alive was to climb a tree, so I ran behind the house to the ravine and scampered up a tree.
Once I got to the top of the tree I discovered that I was at a distinct disadvantage because the pirate was in cahoots with a band of Avatars who lived in the trees in my ravine. I tried to get away from them but they were better suited to tree climbing than I, so my only option was to go to Disney World.
I arrived at The Magic Kingdom to find a group of Matt's coworkers in line to meet the characters in Tomorrowland. I was trying to persuade them to ride some of the rides first before the lines got long but no one wanted to go with me, so eventually I left and got myself some Fast Passes so that I would be ready once they were finally done visiting the characters. When I got back, everyone was furious with me that I hadn't told them about the Fast Pass program, so they asked me to leave the group and never come back. So I spent the rest of the day on Splash Mountain by myself.